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the thing you are most
afraid to write.

write that.

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Health and hygiene before modern times
EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?

reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

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thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

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chomei:

chomei:

heterosexuals are so boring. like what do they do

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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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