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" Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75 "
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me peeing
me: shit son
me: sHIT
me: that water is barely yellow
me:
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me: i am hydrated as HELL
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foodnun:

Me: can i see your homework

Someone: No do your own

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curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

(via jesussbabymomma)

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dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

(via love-personal)